This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify.

 

 

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether

you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The

questions are NOT that difficult.    But don't scroll down UNTIL you have

answered the question!

 

 

 

1.    How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The correct answer is:    Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close

the door.    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an

overly complicated way.

 

 

 

 

2.    How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the

refrigerator?

 

Wrong Answer.

 

Correct Answer:    Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the

elephant and close the door.    This tests your ability to think through the

repercussions of your previous actions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3.    The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals

attend.... except one.    Which animal does not attend?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer:    The Elephant.    The elephant is in the refrigerator.    You

just put him in there.    This tests your memory.

 

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you

still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

 

 

 

4.    There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do

not have a boat.    How do you manage it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer:    You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been

listening?    All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.    This

tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals

they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several

correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the

theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

 

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.